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Sunday, 28 December 2014

The customer is always right...

UNLESS THEY COMPLETELY FUCKING BAFFLE YOU.


So first things first, when you begin approaching a photographer about a potential job, make sure all the keys on the keyboard are in the correct place.*

*The kids did this at one of the school talks I did, hilarious.

Friday, 12 December 2014

It's all about the body confidence!



So a couple of weeks ago my beautiful friend Carrie Bater got in touch with me and asked if I could do some photographs of her to boost her confidence and give her something to keep looking back at on those days when she's being down about her looks and her body.


Saturday, 22 November 2014

Merry F**king Christmas.


(If you're wondering what's happened here, Steve the dog is in the sink dressed as a reindeer, and my Dad found a huge icicle outside and is trying poke the dog in the ass with it.) - Christmas 2010, the last normal one.


I wasn't always a scrooge, in fact I used to be the one up at 5am on Christmas Day and getting excited in October.

This year I would give ANYTHING for it to be January already.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

You must have loads of money if you want to become a successful photographer.

WRONG.


All three of these images were shot on a Nikon D40 back in 2011 for Dancing Dolls UK.



Well not to begin with anyway, obviously at some point you will need to buy maybe a couple of things, but you don't need to break the bank in order to get started. 


Saturday, 15 November 2014

Me, Myself and my MENTAL HEAD.



Strength. 

Sometimes this is how I feel, really fucking strong. But you know what - other times I feel SO BROKEN. My anger gets the better of me a lot of the time.

So that strength gets channelled the wrong way; which is why I work so much. If I didn't have my photography and my business to direct all this negativity and anger then I would have fully crashed and burned long ago. 

So why am I the way I am? I discovered last Monday that I am showing traits of Borderline Personality Disorder.


Relaunching the blog!



Dear followers, old and new - I have decided to finally relaunch a blog, after many years of being without one it is now time!